Overheard on transit

5 Sep

“I am not a sex worker, I tell you I’m not” – little 60 year old grandma yelling on the streetcar.

” Excuse me can I have your seat, I am too hungover to stand. ” – a dude who partied a little too hard

Lady: ” Excuse me, is there a bathroom in this subway station?”
Me: ” No, I don’t think there is.”
Lady: ” Oh, because I really have to poo.”
Me: “….” ( I just love it when strangers talk to me about their bowel movements lol).

More to come…

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